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Bloke
Initiated June 2003, FC, then MM Feb 2004.
PM 2009 and twice more following in two Lodges - both going strong.
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I, Bloke, Thrice Past Master and a Zombie Shriner, despite, as a Zombie and member of the eternally damned, and obviously having a penchant for brains and human flesh generally, hereby, most sincerely promise and swear, to resist eating anyone on this board, whether dead or alive. regular, or irregular, or just dropping by. I further promise and swear not to eat those nearest and dearest to him in the persons of his wife, sister, brother, child, second cousins once removed, neighbours or anyone else he knows, or his pets or anything else living and breathing and close to him, with the exception of any fish, fowl, other and all game, cattle, chickens,and any other living, or once living produce, readily available within the laws of the land, especially the chickens, whether supplied to me in a raw, or unraw state, whether free or at a hopefully slightly below market value, without detriment to myself, himself, or our connections.
So help me webmaster, and me steadfast, denying my poor, weak and brains-thirsty zombie nature.
SO MOTE IT BE !
PM 2009 and twice more following in two Lodges - both going strong.
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I, Bloke, Thrice Past Master and a Zombie Shriner, despite, as a Zombie and member of the eternally damned, and obviously having a penchant for brains and human flesh generally, hereby, most sincerely promise and swear, to resist eating anyone on this board, whether dead or alive. regular, or irregular, or just dropping by. I further promise and swear not to eat those nearest and dearest to him in the persons of his wife, sister, brother, child, second cousins once removed, neighbours or anyone else he knows, or his pets or anything else living and breathing and close to him, with the exception of any fish, fowl, other and all game, cattle, chickens,and any other living, or once living produce, readily available within the laws of the land, especially the chickens, whether supplied to me in a raw, or unraw state, whether free or at a hopefully slightly below market value, without detriment to myself, himself, or our connections.
So help me webmaster, and me steadfast, denying my poor, weak and brains-thirsty zombie nature.
SO MOTE IT BE !
- Location
- Melbourne Australia
- Grand Lodge
- UGLV
- Are you a Master Mason?
- Yes
- Appendant Organizations
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- Shrine
- Other
- Gender
- Male
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Thrice Past Master & Zombie Shriner.
Currently washing dishes and sweeping floors under UGLV
(It always amazes me that someone can use Google to find us, then sign up to a forum, and then post asking for contact information, that we then find in Google)
Currently washing dishes and sweeping floors under UGLV
(It always amazes me that someone can use Google to find us, then sign up to a forum, and then post asking for contact information, that we then find in Google)
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