Five rules for men to Follow to a happy life

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you Laugh.

3.. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4.. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5.. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

Where do you find these types of women???? I can only seem to find the ones that are complainers and cost lots of money!!!! Help please!!!! LOL!!!

Actually, I have the best woman a man can get---she is all of those rolled into one.

My Wife is the first 4 on that list. It's great to have woman that can put up with all my BS