Granny panties

Discussion in 'Fun and Notables' started by Bill Lins, Mar 26, 2011.

  1. Bill Lins

    Bill Lins Moderating Staff Staff Member

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    Dear Abby:

    I was folding laundry with my wife, and I noticed her underwear has gone from Victoria's Secret when we met to bigger and whiter. So I held up a pair and joked, "Your granny called, and she wants her panties back!"

    When can I start having sex again?
     
  2. David Duke

    David Duke Premium Member

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    I speak from experience...... It takes a while
     
  3. MikeMay

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    Brother...I have to second that....it's gonna be a long while!

    You better start doing some of this...quick! :37:
     
  4. Traveling Man

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    ROFLMAO
    As soon as he stops and asks for directions...
     
  5. Beathard

    Beathard Premium Member

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    Oh God, I feel for you...
     
  6. Bro.BruceBenjamin

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    Didn't know ole folks still did that.. Short answer after the flex-all wears off lmbo..
     
  7. MikeMay

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    My wife works in an old folks home...they still do that...
     
  8. jwhoff

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    You're asking the wrong person. You are a long way from labor to refreshment there brother. But I'd say you were a ways away from even breaching the subject. Say ... a minilium or two.

    Hey man, your 2012 is upon you.
     
  9. Beathard

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    I did NOT need to picture that!
     
  10. MikeMay

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    Me either...but, pointing out there isn't an age limit...
     
  11. Bill Lins

    Bill Lins Moderating Staff Staff Member

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    Viva Viagra? :wink:
     
  12. MikeMay

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    :blink:

    That 4 hour warning scares me.... LOL!
     
  13. Dave in Waco

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    "Again" ever the optomist.
     

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