Scottish Rite Northern Masonic Jurisdiction to Finally Release Ritual & Monitor

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    Lexington Massachusetts—The Ancient Accepted Scottish Rite of the Northern Masonic Jurisdiction released some incredible news via their email newsletter, Squad Updates. “For many years there has been a lack of education within the NMJ, and this is partly due to not having a solid reference guide to our rituals.”, said a spokesperson from the Supreme Council. “Its a very exciting day that we announce the first ever AASR NMJ Ritual and Monitor!”

    One member from the project was quoted saying, “The Southern Jurisdiction has for years, produced a fine copy of their Ritual Monitor with decent notes on the degrees by Scottish Rite Historian, Arturo de Hoyos, so it’s time we did the same thing.” There is one huge difference however in the NMJ’s approach. This will be a “living” ebook. A spokesman explained “Due to the constant updates and rewrites by Jaime C. Tongueballs, it was impossible to release a Monitor since it would be rewritten by the time the brothers received it. In this way, we can instantly upload the rewrites whenever Jaime conjures them up."

    The “living” ebook will be released later this month when Grand Wiz Tongueballs finishes his on-location video shoot of a new set of degrees in New Zealand. Reports are, he enlisted Peter Jackson’s production company for the endeavor. That story forth coming. For now, enjoy the book that keeps on giving…because it keeps on changing.

    Worshipful, Dr. Chaz Nagler, Esq. 49˚

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  2. Travelling Man91

    Travelling Man91 Registered User

    I noticed in the authors name it says 49°. Please explain

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  3. Ripcord22A

    Ripcord22A Site Benefactor

    its a satire website
  4. Bro Asad

    Bro Asad Premium Member

    Rite of Memphis and Mizraïm
  5. Bloke

    Bloke Premium Member

    LOL... I think you should contact Grand Wiz Tongueballs

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