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funny freemason rumors

Brother Mark

Registered User
Ok so since I have become a master mason, I have heard some really funny rumors about our organization. One of my favorites is that we are planning on taking over the world, and that we drink goats blood. My question is what is the funniest rumor yall have heard?
 

Captain Rose

Registered User
When I was going through people kept telling me masons worshiped satan, sacrificed animals and sodomized their initiates. Crazy rumors! And the Lost Symbol is a fantastic book, the movie should be very interesting for us masons.
 

tomasball

Premium Member
We entirely plan to rule the world. Right after we figure out how to rule the 800 or so lodges in the Grand Lodge of Texas.
 

Jimmy Shields

Registered User
I do enjoy a good rumor lol. Has anyone heard if they r making a lost symbol movie? I read the book and would love to see a movie
 

bupton52

Moderator
Premium Member
I just recently had someone tell me that we are planning on taking over the world also. When I responded that she was incorrect, i got hit with the you are not high enough yet. It was secret society this and secret society that. I told her that if we are a secret society, we are doing a terrible job at keeping the secret because everybody knows about us.
 

California Master

Registered User
When I was going through people kept telling me masons worshiped satan, sacrificed animals and sodomized their initiates. Crazy rumors! And the Lost Symbol is a fantastic book, the movie should be very interesting for us masons.

I've never sacraficed an animal.......well maybe an armadillo just once. :)>
 

Blake Bowden

Administrator
Staff Member
Supposedly the Lost Symbol is coming, however I heard Ron Howard won't be directing it and chances are Tom Hanks won't be in it. As far as rumors, just the typical ignorant statements. I do have one good story-my Sister, whom I've very close to was against me joining Freemasonry from the start. The other day she visited and I told her "After it was all said and done, after I was a Master Mason, this is what the Lodge gave me" and I went into the living room, grabbed the Holy Bible and sat it in her lap. I did ride a fine line as I told her that "It was to be my rule and guide to life".

Since then, she has a different viewpoint of the Craft. Rumors can be beneficial or detrimental. I've lost count on how many prospective candidates told me they wanted to join Freemasonry to be part of something secret. UGH. Freemasonry isn't a secret, I would even include our ceremonies. In my opinion, the real secret/mystery is how you utilize the working tools and lessons to make yourself a better individual.
 
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masonicknight

Registered User
Worked with a guy who felt it was his duty to ask me everyday how the Illuminati (insert any other secret society at will) was doing in its grab for power. Since he received most of his information from radio talk shows, which always told the truth according to him, it was hard to deal with. At one point I told him to ask any question he wanted about the Order and I would freely answer him. He refused because he knew all he needed to know about it, and he wasn't planning on joining that was secret. Yet every morning we went through the sequence again and again.
 

jwhoff

Premium Member
Hope it ends up being a short war. I'm pretty much drained with all the occupations and nation building of late.
 

K.S.

Registered User
I love it when people tell me that the masons are planning on overthrowing the government and taking over the nation-then the world, I act completely enthralled! And tell them "Well, if so, that means I'll be helping to run the show and not in the prison camp, doesn't look like such a bad decision joining anymore does it?" (I can't help but play along with the conspiracies, it's fun!) haha!
 

cemab4y

Premium Member
I once met a woman who told me that the Shriners set up the crippled children's hospitals, so that the Shriners could have access to the children for sexual abuse.
 
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