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24 Hours

Blake Bowden

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A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse newsâ€.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?†asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.â€

“That's terribleâ€, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?â€

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.€
 
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