24 Hours

Discussion in 'Fun and Notables' started by Blake Bowden, May 24, 2010.

  1. Blake Bowden

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    A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse newsâ€.

    “Oh dear, what's the bad news?†asks the patient.

    The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.â€

    “That's terribleâ€, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?â€

    The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.€
     

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