A Christmas Story

Discussion in 'Fun and Notables' started by Bill Lins, Dec 22, 2011.

  1. Bill Lins

    Bill Lins Moderating Staff Staff Member

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    A former Marine and his wife were shopping at a mall on Christmas Eve and the place was packed.
    After a while the wife looked up and noticed her husband was nowhere around. She was very upset because they had a lot to do.


    She was so upset she used her cell phone to call her husband to ask him where he was.


    In a calm voice he said, "Honey, remember the jewelry store we went into 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you some day?"


    His wife, beginning to cry, said "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."


    He said, "Well, I'm in the bar next to it."


    Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
     
  2. Blake Bowden

    Blake Bowden Administrator Staff Member

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  3. jwhoff

    jwhoff Premium Member

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    Come to think of it ... it does!
     
  4. THemenway

    THemenway Registered User

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    L o l ! ! !
     

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