Beer Contains Female Hormones

Discussion in 'The Refreshment Lounge' started by Blake Bowden, Aug 17, 2009.

  1. Blake Bowden

    Blake Bowden Administrator Staff Member

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    Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

    The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

    To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.

    It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.

    No further testing is planned.
     
  2. lwdisney

    lwdisney Registered User

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA oh me, hilarious

    I'm definitely telling this to all my female friends
     
  3. Sirius

    Sirius Registered User

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    Thats it. From now on, it's only scotch for me.

    I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...
     
  4. JTM

    JTM "Just in case" Premium Member

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    lol. blake = brave
     
  5. JBD

    JBD Premium Member

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    So is they have finally determined the cause of Manboobs ?

    Explains a lot ot things if it is
     
  6. Blake Bowden

    Blake Bowden Administrator Staff Member

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    Lol!
     
  7. Bro. Stewart P.M.

    Bro. Stewart P.M. Lead Moderator Emeritus Staff Member

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    WOW! That is too funny!

    All I ever knew about beer is that it meets most of the major food groups & Is loaded with vitamin P.
     

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