Discussion in 'Fun and Notables' started by jonesvilletexas, Nov 16, 2009.

  1. jonesvilletexas

    jonesvilletexas Premium Member

    How the world works NOW....

    If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.

    If you smoke three packs a day For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
    your family blames the tobacco company..

    If your neighbour crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.

    If your grandchildren are Brats without manners, you blame television.

    If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.

    And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.

    I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.

    So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED BUT is parked in front of this computer,
    I want all of you to blame Bill Gates.

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