Dead Man Walking

Discussion in 'Fun and Notables' started by RJS, Sep 5, 2008.

  1. RJS

    RJS Guest

    The room was full of pregnant women, with their partners. The Lamaze class
    was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe
    properly, and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurances to
    their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.

    She said: "Ladies, remember that exercise is GOOD for you. Walking is
    especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make
    delivery that much easier!"
    She looked at the men in the room. "And gentlemen, remember. You're in this
    together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with your partner."

    The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information. Then
    a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.

    "Yes?" answered the teacher.

    "I was just wondering," the man said. "Is it all right if she carries a
    golf bag while we walk?"
  2. rhitland

    rhitland Founding Member Premium Member

    :D Love it
  3. owls84

    owls84 Moderator Premium Member

    I wouldn't see a problem with it.

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