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Dr. John's Constipation Cure

jonesvilletexas

Premium Member
If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the
mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when
symptoms occur: "My financial and personal well being are totally in the
hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner,
Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore"
If that doesn't scare the crap out of you, then you are probably destined to
be backed up for the rest of your life.
There is no need to thank me for this advice, I'm just doing a public
service.
Dr. John
 

Scotty32

Registered User
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