Dr. John's Constipation Cure

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  1. jonesvilletexas

    jonesvilletexas Premium Member

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    If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the
    mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when
    symptoms occur: "My financial and personal well being are totally in the
    hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner,
    Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore"
    If that doesn't scare the crap out of you, then you are probably destined to
    be backed up for the rest of your life.
    There is no need to thank me for this advice, I'm just doing a public
    service.
    Dr. John
     
  2. Blake Bowden

    Blake Bowden Administrator Staff Member

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    I laughed so hard at that one!
     
  3. cmoreno85tx

    cmoreno85tx Registered User

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    Some how I feel better knowing the Bush Admin are out.
     
  4. Blake Bowden

    Blake Bowden Administrator Staff Member

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    I agree 100%, and even though I took the plunge to vote for Obama, I'm not sure it was the change I was expecting.
     
  5. Scotty32

    Scotty32 Registered User

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    Constipation Cure
     
  6. TCShelton

    TCShelton Founding Member Premium Member

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    Good call. Not sure yet how I feel about this one either, though. I wish my Libertarian party would get a few more votes...:rolleyes:
     
  7. Bro. Kurt P.M.

    Bro. Kurt P.M. 2018 14G DCO Premium Member

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    That's great ....
     

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