Elk Sex

Discussion in 'Fun and Notables' started by iainmason, Jul 30, 2009.

  1. iainmason

    iainmason Registered User

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    "Elk Sex"


    Two guys are drinking in a bar.
    One says, "Did you know that Elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?"
    "Aw crap..," says his friend, "and I just joined the Masons
     
  2. Sirius

    Sirius Registered User

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    I could have been an Elk!
     
  3. Blake Bowden

    Blake Bowden Administrator Staff Member

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    LOL...I am an Elk!
     
  4. Sirius

    Sirius Registered User

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    Got a petition?
     
  5. Joey

    Joey Co-Founder Staff Member

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    LOL.... I am an Elk too. And yes, I can arrange to get you a membership application. :cool:
     
  6. Wingnut

    Wingnut Premium Member

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    lol I heard it about the Lions
     
  7. RedTemplar

    RedTemplar Johnny Joe Combs Premium Member

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    Has anyone ever been screwed by an Odd Fellow?
     
  8. Wingnut

    Wingnut Premium Member

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    HEY HEY HEY! We will have none of that talk around here!

    :p
     
  9. js4253

    js4253 Premium Member Premium Member

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    Now you are just braggin!!!
     
  10. RedTemplar

    RedTemplar Johnny Joe Combs Premium Member

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    Sorry, the Lion was asleep last night.:eek:
     
  11. HKTidwell

    HKTidwell Premium Member

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    I feel Violated. lol:D
     
  12. JTM

    JTM "Just in case" Premium Member

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    lol what?

    what's this all about elks and odd fellows, anyway?

    i've not heard of either of them.

    Lions, Rotaries, and Optimists (I was an Optimist... president, actually) I've heard of and know about. Are they similar?
     

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