Favorite Conspiracy Theories you heard of about our fraternity?

So what degree does the good stuff happen at? I have to memorize all the shit but no play? Come on...

 

You mean we aren't???!!! "snicker***snicker"

 

In Italy we have practically done everything of bad has happened in the history. But the best is the number of Freemason's Popes: from Giovanni XXIII to the current one basically everyone is "suspected" to be a Freemason. The only exception is Ratzinger but the suspect is that he is a lord of Sith (the dark side of the Force is strong with him!).

 

It was funny, before my initiation. I wore a suit to it for pictures. One guy looks at me and goes: “You know you have to take all that off right?”

My mind was blown.

 

10 years in and I'm still waiting to ride the goat and get my initiation packet from the Illuminati, I'm guessing the reptilians are slacking. One thing that wasn't a conspiracy theory was you definitely want to wear underwear, preferably clean!

 

Lol!

 

He was not. But many are sure that he has not yet been made "saint" because we make opposition to this possibility!!!
You can add this to the other conspirancy theories!

 

Your saying it's not true ?

 

No....I did not say that. I just said that I liked it....***snicker snicker***

 

I've heard rumors that all the rumors were started by Masons to make us seem more mysterious than we really are.

 

Brother_Steve, that makes perfect sense! (Winks!)

 

Them: Don’t secret society’s run the world?
Me: Of course! Did you think Democracy, Liberty, and Justice invented themselves? Your Welcome!

 

You did get the information package from the Illuminati. You were not accepted and your memory, regarding the application procedure, was removed. It is all very simple and is outlined in the information package... oh, yea, I can see how that can be a problem...