Funny Customer Reviews

Discussion in 'Fun and Notables' started by Nate Riley, Sep 11, 2009.

  1. Nate Riley

    Nate Riley Premium Member

    Hopefully this one hasn't already been posted. Scroll down to the bottom and read the customer reviews. Careful, I spit diet coke on my keyboard.

    [ame=""] The Mountain Men's Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee: Apparel[/ame]
  2. JBD

    JBD Premium Member

    Read the one about Staunton Illinois - but DO NOT have a mouthful of coffee
  3. HKTidwell

    HKTidwell Premium Member

    Holy smokes that is good stuff.

    [ame=""] Customer Discussions: Three Wolf T-Shirt - Appropriate for Women?[/ame]

    Now that is just funny!(Whether it is appropriate for a woman to wear this awe inspiring shirt)
  4. RedTemplar

    RedTemplar Johnny Joe Combs Premium Member

    Weeeeellllllllll, I finally figgered it out why Ol' man Bill Haggard ain't been back to lodge since our last 3rd degree. Now, Bill is a purty good feller but he ain't bought no clothes since he come home early from his Hawaiian vacation. That was more than seven years ago. He come home early because he got mad when his wife informed him that she was going to book Don Ho for the Hillbilly Shrine Dance. He told her that he had a Ho in mind but it sure as hell wasn't Don. Then the fight began, but well, that was a long time ago....... Anyways, I don't know if he bought it himself or what, but he come to our last MM degree sportin' one of them three ruffi er howling wolves shirts and I didn't think we were ever going to get through dinner. I mean to tell you them Eastern Star girls went wild. My Thelma included. It was sickening. I couldn't stand it and it was so bad I had to leave early. Just the thought of Thelma referring to ol' man Haggard as "Sweet William" is still too much to take. Apparently, its been too much for Bill, too. He told our Senior Deacon the day before yesterday that The Eastern Star ladies had been aggravating him so much to join their chapter that he was thinking awfully strong about demittin' everything and join up with the Oddfellows.
    Last edited: Sep 11, 2009

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