Grand Architect at the Door

Discussion in 'Masonic Jocularity and Merriment' started by Blake Bowden, Nov 5, 2009.

  1. Blake Bowden

    Blake Bowden Administrator Staff Member

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    There is this lodge located in the backwoods of a small southern town where the bretheren are faithful masons but lack knowledge of receiving brothers from other jurisdictions. During one of the meetings, the JD informs the WM that there was an alarm at the door where upon the WM replied "Attend the alarm and report your findings ". The JD opens the door and see's to his amazement, a brother impecably dressed with an elaborate apron and jewels about his chest. The tyler being somewhat slow to answer for the visiting brother, the visitor states; My name is John Smith, PM of my lodge, Past Distric Deputy of my district, Past Grand Master of my Grand Lodge, Past Soverign Grand Commander of the Scottish Rite, York Rite Legion of Honor, Past Imperial Potentate of the Shrine of North America, who humbly requests an audience with the WM. The JD upon hearing these words from the visiting brother and the elaborate apron and jewels upon his chest, immediately closes the door, returns to his post and informs the WM: "Worshipful Master, The Grand Architect of the Universe is at the door"!!!
     
  2. jonesvilletexas

    jonesvilletexas Premium Member

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    Got to love this one. hahaha
     
  3. gtahuahua

    gtahuahua Registered User

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    Haha This one is great. Sometines i wonder the same thing. It's like people are competing for the longest title. Great joke!
     
  4. Raven

    Raven Registered User

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    That's funny, Bro... :14:
     
  5. owls84

    owls84 Moderator Premium Member

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    Reminds me of a MSB meeting or a MWSA meeting.
     
  6. Huw

    Huw Guest

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    Blake, that's a very old joke. However, you've missed out the moral at the end:

    Some of the assembled Brethren laugh, but the wise old Master keeps a straight face and replies solemnly "Brother, I think you'll find that the G.A.O.T.U. is already within!"
     

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