Great things about being a man.

Discussion in 'The Refreshment Lounge' started by Blake Bowden, Nov 29, 2009.

  1. Blake Bowden

    Blake Bowden Administrator Staff Member

    * Your last name stays put.
    * The garage is all yours.
    * Wedding plans just take care of themselves.
    * Chocolate is just another snack.
    * You can be president.
    * You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
    * Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    * The world is your urinal.
    * You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
    * Same work, more pay.
    * Wrinkles add character.
    * Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
    * People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
    * The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
    * New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    * One mood all the time.
    * Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    * You know stuff about tanks.
    * A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
    * You can open all your own jars.
    * You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
    * If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
    * Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
    * Everything on your face stays its original color.
    * Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
    * You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut or a bolt.
    * You almost never have strap problems in public.
    * You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
    * The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
    * You don't have to shave below your neck.
    * Your belly usually hides your big hips.
    * One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
    * You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
    * You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
    * You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

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