How many Masons...

Discussion in 'Masonic Jocularity and Merriment' started by Blake Bowden, Sep 22, 2009.

  1. Blake Bowden

    Blake Bowden Administrator Staff Member

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    How many Masons does it take to change a light bulb?

    It takes 20, as follows:

    2 to complain that the light doesn't work.
    1 to pass the problem to either another committee, Temple Board or Master of the Lodge.
    3 to do a study on light in this Lodge.
    2 to check out the types of lights the Knights of Columbus use.
    3 to argue about it.
    5 to plan a fund-raising dinner to raise money for the bulb.
    2 to complain that "that's not the way we did it before."
    1 to borrow a ladder, donate the bulb and install it.
    1 to order the brass memorial plate and have it inscribed.
     
  2. Bill Lins

    Bill Lins Moderating Staff Staff Member

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    Not so. It requires at least 5 Past Masters to say: "That's not how we did it during MY year!"
     
  3. JTM

    JTM "Just in case" Premium Member

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    LOL, great addition.
     
  4. HKTidwell

    HKTidwell Premium Member

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    I just assumed all the above mentioned Masons were PM. :D
     
  5. RedTemplar

    RedTemplar Johnny Joe Combs Premium Member

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    Shhhh, Its a secret.
     

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