Hunting Story

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  1. jonesvilletexas

    jonesvilletexas Premium Member

    Hunting Story
    A story that made the rounds a few years ago as "gospel truth". A Brother on a hunting trip in the wild of Maine. Day after day of his
    vacation went by without bagging a deer.

    On the last day, as he was about to give up in desperation, he heard a crashing in the woods and saw a glimpse of brown and fired. Silence. Rushing over to where he fired, he found that he had killed a bull moose, which is protected from hunters to save it from extinction.

    As he stood there staring at the dead moose, a Game Warden stepped out into the clearing.

    Our brother found his hands involuntarily raised in a certain position. "What shall we do with the body?"

    "Cover it, you fool," said the Warden, "and make your escape!"

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