Little johnny...

Discussion in 'Fun and Notables' started by jonesvilletexas, Nov 16, 2009.

  1. jonesvilletexas

    jonesvilletexas Premium Member

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    Little Johnny's at it again...... A new teacher was trying to make use of
    her psychology courses.. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who
    thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood
    up.. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No,
    ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'
     
  2. js4253

    js4253 Premium Member Premium Member

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    Little Johnny's teacher told the class "If you are an Obama supporter, please stand"
    All the children, wishing to please their teacher stood, except Johnny.
    The teacher asked Johnny why he didn't stand. "I'm a Republican" said Johnny. My mother is a Republican, my dad is a Republican, so that makes me a Republican.
    The teacher trying to use her psychology training ask Johnny, If your mother was an idiot and your father was a moron, what would that make you Johnny?
    Johnny thought for a moment and exclaimed "AN OBAMA SUPPORTER".
     

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