Lodge Officer Capabilities

[Blake Bowden]

WORSHIPFUL MASTER
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a speeding locomotive
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Gives policy to God

SENIOR WARDEN
Leaps short buildings with a single bound
Is more powerful than a locomotive
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
Walks on water if the sea is calm
Talks with God

JUNIOR WARDEN
Leaps short buildings with a running start and a favorable wind
Is almost as powerful as a locomotive
Is faster than a speeding airgun pellet
Walks on water of a swimming pool
Talks with God if special dispensation is given

SENIOR DEACON
Barely clears a garden hut
Loses a tug-of-war with a train
Can fire a speeding bullet
Swims well
Is occasionally addressed by God

JUNIOR DEACON
Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings
Is run over by trains
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
Doggie paddles
Talks with the animals

MARSHAL
Runs into buildings
Recognizes trains two out of three times
Is not issued ammunition
Can stay afloat with a life vest
Talks to walls

STEWARD
Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings
Says "Look at the choo choo's"
Wets himself with a water pistol
Plays in mud puddles
Mumbles to himself

SECRETARY
Lifts buildings and walks under them
Kicks trains off the track
Catches speeding bullets in his mouth and eats them
Freezes water with a single glance
HE IS GOD !

 

[JTM]

lulz. i figured out where it was going by the time i got to JD.

pretty epix.

 

[owls84]

SECRETARY
Lifts buildings and walks under them
Kicks trains off the track
Catches speeding bullets in his mouth and eats them
Freezes water with a single glance
HE IS GOD !

That is a little out there. However I have been known to kick a train or two off the tracks.

 

[scottmh59]

:18:lol