Makin Love

Discussion in 'Masonic Jocularity and Merriment' started by Blake Bowden, Aug 18, 2010.

  1. Blake Bowden

    Blake Bowden Administrator Staff Member

    One night a freemason meets a married woman but nonetheless he accepts her invitation to go to her house overnight. After making love the woman tells him "It's a bit cold, would you get me the dressing gown in the wardrobe, please?" "Of course, dear..." And while looking for the dressing gown in the wardrobe he happens to find a master mason apron. The mason starts feeling worms: "Holy Lord, I am with the wife of a brother freemason! My oaths! I am not up to the standard expected from a freemason... Oh, Lord, what have I done!"

    But then he looks again to the woman, who is gorgeous... and the freemason finally says: "Bah, probably he belongs to an irregular lodge..."
    Last edited: Feb 28, 2014

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