Masonic Parrot

Discussion in 'Masonic Jocularity and Merriment' started by jonesvilletexas, Dec 30, 2008.

  1. jonesvilletexas

    jonesvilletexas Premium Member

    Walking past a Masonic Regalia shop, one of two friends noticed an advert in the window 'Masonic Parrots for sale'.

    Curiosity made them enter the shop and enquire 'What is this Masonic Parrot advert all about'.

    The shopkeeper immediately showed them through to the back room where there, on a tall perch, was a Parrot, light blue in colour. "That's a Master Parrot. He can recite all three degrees word perfect" he said.

    "How much" they asked... " £ 10,000.00" he said.

    "That's a lot of money the first friend retorted. Have you any other Parrots"

    " Yes", said the shopkeeper. He went in the back and returned with this magnificent Dark Blue Parrot. "This is a Provincial Grand Parrot". He said. "It can recite all three degrees and all the addresses in the back of the book that no one ever looks at. Word perfect. He will cost you £ 25,000.00".

    "Blimey!", said the Friend. Have you anything cheaper.

    The shopkeeper disappeared again and returned with this slightly scruffy old bird in Dark Blue but with gold braid down its wings and on its tail. "This is a Grand Parrot" he said. "he is only Ten Quid"

    "What does he do".

    "Nothing he just sits there shaking his head and going tut, tut.... tut, tut."

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