Most Asked Question as a Mason

Discussion in 'General Freemasonry Discussion' started by Blake Bowden, Feb 25, 2009.

  1. Blake Bowden

    Blake Bowden Administrator Staff Member

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    What's the funniest thing people have asked you?
     
  2. jonesvilletexas

    jonesvilletexas Premium Member

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    What God we serve, and the most asked? What do we do in lodge?
     
  3. rhitland

    rhitland Founding Member Premium Member

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    IS there really hidden treasure? this is a common one for me but I think a half joking. I tell them if we had a pot of gold we would sure fix up this lodge.
     
  4. WellArmedTiler

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    Within my few short weeks, I've already been bombarded with questions about a New World Order. One of my more impressionable college buddies is dead-set that I'm part of some ruling elite now.
     
  5. Texas_Justice85

    Texas_Justice85 Registered User

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    Here recently I have been asked many times about the NWO and 2012. I had one person ask me 'arent yall trying to take over the world?' I go "what do you mean trying to"
     
  6. nick1368

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    Since I teacher 8th graders I get alot of questions about it..."so did they tell you where the treasure is?" to which I respond, if they did do you think I would still get up and come deal with you everyday? and the other question "are y'a'll trying to take over theworld and I respond what do you mean trying?
     
  7. Erik X

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    I was asked if after we complete our 3rd degree can we then go join the Illuminati.
     
  8. fairbanks1363pm

    fairbanks1363pm Registered User

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    there was a guy in the church that i grew up in and he said the same thing. my dad got tired of him real quick and told him that when the masons do take over that he is going to require that evryone has a cat. the guy looked at him funny and walked off.
     
  9. Wingnut

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    I bought one of those metal stamps so I can make "masonic pennies"... some of my paranoid co-workers find them on the desk everynow and then. I just tell them someone must have been checking up on them.

    Ive also been known to say "Can I ask you a rather personal questions?" then before they reply sayt "Never mind, Ill just get on our website and look it up"
     
  10. RJS

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    That is funny stuff!
     
  11. Longhorn1rob

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    :) This is comedy at it's best. Hilarious!
     
  12. Erik X

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    Ahahaha...I like it.
     
  13. Blake Bowden

    Blake Bowden Administrator Staff Member

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    lol
     
  14. ljlinson1206

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    I keep getting asked where the Ark of the Covenant is.

    I guess my friends watch way to much history channel...lol
     
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  15. MGM357

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    The taking over the world thing is pretty funny. Even my wife is tired of hearing that one. She says, "I wish yall would hurry up and take over, this place is going to hell in a handbasket".
    Masons running the world, it's hard enough to decide what to put on the menu.
     
  16. lwdisney

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    I've been asked if we do things with goats. I say goats, llamas, alpacas, dogs, babies, small children, whatever we can find. of course I've been asked about world domination, treasure and all that...and even jack the ripper. its fun to make stuff up and tell people who are that gullible, to see their faces.
     
  17. ljlinson1206

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    What do you make stuff up? I thought when we sell the traesure we WERE gonna take over the world. Did somebody send out a new memo that i didn't get? Man, I'm always the last to know. Hippie, did you know about this?
     
  18. RedTemplar

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    Actually, the World Takeover is doing better than we planned. We had enough money to buy GM, Chrysler, and Ford with the first bailout. But the 53rd degree Masons blocked the idea by admonishing the 33rds to back off for now and when the next bailout comes, which will be very soon, we will buy Wall St. for a song and take over the European Markets as well. Then, it will be on to China. Of course you know the real plan here is in code. Blake, can you handle the cole slaw?
     
  19. ljlinson1206

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    Who's bringing the pea salad?
     
  20. Texas_Justice85

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    True story. Our investigative committee was interviewing a candidate who just petitioned the lodge. This guy was being completely serious. When they asked why he wanted to be a mason he said so he could join the illuminati. I think you can guess what happened next.
     

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