Mule

Discussion in 'Fun and Notables' started by Bro. Kurt P.M., May 14, 2010.

  1. Bro. Kurt P.M.

    Bro. Kurt P.M. 2018 14G DCO Premium Member

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    Mule

    Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Fort Worth Star-Telegram Newspaper and bought a mule for $100.

    The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day..

    The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."

    Curtis & Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."

    The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

    They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."

    The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"

    Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."

    The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"

    Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"

    A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at Wal-Mart and asked.

    "What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"

    They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."

    Leroy said,"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898."

    The farmer said,"My goodness, didn't anyone complain?"

    Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back." :001_rolleyes:
     
  2. JTM

    JTM "Just in case" Premium Member

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    smart fellas, imo.
     
  3. js4253

    js4253 Premium Member Premium Member

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    We need to appoint Curtis and Leroy to the fundraiser committee.
     
  4. Raven

    Raven Registered User

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    'least I got mu too dollers back!
     

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