HKTidwell
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Link to the Story - Careful the fruits may be positioned in a fashion that is offensive lol
Exerpts from the article:
Mr Simpkins of West Yorkshire said: "The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter."
"The lime, whom I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face," he said.
He told said: "I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park."
Not sure what part of this I laughed at most. The fact that a candy manufacturer used this or that the wife was distressed (was she distressed about the candy or husband causing scene about candy) and had to sit down. Anyways this is good stuff!
Exerpts from the article:
Mr Simpkins of West Yorkshire said: "The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter."
"The lime, whom I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face," he said.
He told said: "I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park."
Not sure what part of this I laughed at most. The fact that a candy manufacturer used this or that the wife was distressed (was she distressed about the candy or husband causing scene about candy) and had to sit down. Anyways this is good stuff!