The light bulb joke

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  1. jonesvilletexas

    jonesvilletexas Premium Member

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    The light bulb joke
    "How many Masons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
    i. It's a secret.
    ii. Three or more.
    iii. You need a Secretary to read the minutes of the last light bulb changing, a Master Mason to change the light bulb, and a Past Master to sit on the sideline and say "That isn't how we did it."
    iv. Change it! My grandfather donated that light bulb!
    v. "How many Past Masters does it take to change a light bulb?" "Why change it...it always worked before?"
    vi. 20, as follows:

    2 to complain that the light doesn't work.
    1 to pass the problem to either another committee, Temple Board or Master of
    the Lodge.
    3 to do a study on light in this Lodge.
    2 to check out the types of lights the Knights of Columbus use.
    3 to argue about it.
    5 to plan a fund-raising dinner to raise money for the bulb.
    2 to complain that "that's not the way we did it before."
    1 to borrow a ladder, donate the bulb and install it.
    1 to order the brass memorial plate and have it inscribed.
     
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    ni3f Registered User

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