The Ride

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  1. jonesvilletexas

    jonesvilletexas Premium Member

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    The Ride
    While on holiday in the States a Past Master decides to try horseback riding, even though he has had no lessons or prior experience. He mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into
    motion.
    It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the PM begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, he grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. He tries to throw his arms around the horse's neck, but he slides down the side of the horse anyway.
    The horse gallops along, seemingly unaware of its slipping rider. Finally, giving up his frail grip, the PM attempts to leap away from the horse and throw himself to safety. Unfortunately, his foot has become entangled in the stirrup, he is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as his head is struck against the ground over and over.
    As his head is battered against the ground, he is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to his great fortune....

    Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees the Past Master's dilemma and unplugs the horse.
     

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