Too Cool

Discussion in 'Masonic Jocularity and Merriment' started by jonesvilletexas, Dec 2, 2008.

  1. jonesvilletexas

    jonesvilletexas Premium Member

    Too Cool
    It seems one of our Past Masters went to Heaven and met with St. Peter. He identified himself as a member of the Craft and St. Peter asked, "What Lodge?" Proudly the Master replied, "Simon W Robinson".

    St. Peter immediately took him to the Masonic Clock Room. Each clock had a Lodge's name on a brass plate and, strangely enough, each clock was at a different time.

    The Master asked why the clocks were all out of sync. St. Peter informed him that the hands only moved when someone in that Lodge made a mistake in the Ritual.

    The Master then asked where his Lodge's clock was as he couldn't see it. St. Peter replied, "Oh, yours is in the kitchen, of course."
    "The kitchen?!", asked the Master. "Yes, you see, we needed a new fan."

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