Undocumented guests

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  1. Bill Lins

    Bill Lins Moderating Staff Staff Member

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    Misunderstood White House party crashers

    By Brian Shoemake

    November 28, 2009

    I don't understand why the White House is so upset about the 2 party
    crashers at the President's state dinner the other night.

    Is it really appropriate and politically correct to call them party
    crashers just because they trespassed? Does that make them criminals?
    Isn't that discrimination? Shouldn't they be rewarded for such bold and brave
    behavior? Maybe they were just trying to feed their family?

    I would suggest that it's more appropriate to call them "Undocumented
    Guests!"

    Just because they weren't officially invited doesn't mean they should
    be treated like criminals. Maybe they should get free health care, free
    housing, free legal services, and free White House green cards so next
    time, they can bring their families and relatives too!

    How can the President be mad at them just because they crossed over some
    arbitrary man made border? They were only there to do the things that
    regularly invited guests didn't want to do - like hang out with Joe
    Biden.

    How can the White House punish these poor, oppressed undocumented
    visitors? Where are Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and the ACLU when you
    need them?


    (No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but billions of
    electrons were inconvenienced.)
     
  2. Wingnut

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    Roflmao-bsatt
     
  3. Bill Lins

    Bill Lins Moderating Staff Staff Member

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    huh?
     
  4. Wingnut

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    But Still Able To Type

    comedian on Graham Norton last night was saying how silly it is if your rolling on the floor laughing how can you reply so he came up with BSATT
     
  5. Blake Bowden

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    Good stuff!
     
  6. Bill Lins

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    Well, alrighty then! ;)
     
  7. Sirius

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    Graham Norton? really? you get a Shelton for that.

    +1
     
  8. Wingnut

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    GN cracks me up I love that show, I DVR all the new episodes in case Im out and about.
     
  9. drowen

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    The undocumented guests should have asked to see his birth certificate when he asked them to see their invitation.
     
  10. Payne

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