Will a Secretary goto Heaven?

Discussion in 'Masonic Jocularity and Merriment' started by Blake Bowden, Sep 22, 2009.

  1. Blake Bowden

    Blake Bowden Administrator Staff Member

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    If a Secretary writes a letter, it's too long.
    If he sends a postal, it's too short.
    If he doesn't send a notice, he is lazy.
    If he attends a committee meeting, he is butting in.
    If he stays away, he is a shirker.
    If he duns the members for dues, he is insulting.
    If he fails to collect the dues, he is slipping.
    If he asks for advice, he is incompetent.
    If he does not, he is bull-headed.
    If he writes his reports complete, they are too long.
    If he condenses them, they are incomplete.
    If he talks on a subject in Lodge, he is trying to run things.
    If he remains quiet, he has lost interest in the meeting.
    >.........Ashes to Ashes.............<

    >.........Dust to Dust............<
    >.........If others won't do it...........<

    The Secretary must!!!!!
     
  2. Bill Lins

    Bill Lins Moderating Staff Staff Member

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    That's not humor, but just the truth! ;)
     

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