You know you're a Mason when...

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  1. relapse98

    relapse98 Registered User

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    You leave the monitor as reading material in the bathroom. My wife just shook her head when she saw it.

    (My ipod touch sucks for spelling)
     
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  2. Blake Bowden

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    Re: You know yoy're a Mason when...

    Hahaha too funny!
     
  3. Jacob Johnson

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    and why not? it's the only tiled room in most people's houses these days
     
  4. Beathard

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  5. BigDre357

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    That is true it is the only one in my house
     
  6. jwhoff

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    U know U'r a mason when: you actually wash dishes but threaten all present with masonic charges if they fink to your wife.
     
  7. Michaelstedman81

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    Well, I guess it is official then. I'm a Mason...lol I was questioning it till now...lol

    Hahahh now that is really funny. Pretty true as well!!...lol
     
  8. Ceasare

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    Hahaha @ only tiled room!
     
  9. Bro. Stewart P.M.

    Bro. Stewart P.M. Lead Moderator Emeritus Staff Member

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    Not only my bath room, but over half a book shelf in our main living room... Heck I think that there are even copies of the TX Mason in the guest bath room!

    Now THAT was funny!

    LOL! They would not believe me anyhow...
     
  10. Ashlar

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    When you are at church and you are the only person who says "So mote it Be " after a prayer out loud for all to hear .
     
  11. Beathard

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    Your proud too. I have had a couple application requests after saying so mote it be instead of amen.
     
  12. Ashlar

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    You know you are a Mason when you are out shopping with your wife , and as she shops , your are walking behind her going over a lecture (mumbling the words to yourself ) for an up coming degree instead of paying attention of what is going on around you .
     
  13. relapse98

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    You been following me on my walks? Trying to stay fresh on the catechism for all 3. Got my cheat buddy if I stumble on something.
     
  14. MikeMay

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    Also when you're reciting the work in the car instead of singing to the radio...you still get the same crazy looks from people thinking you're talking to yourself or your cell phone....
     
  15. Ashlar

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    I was going to say something along those lines ....... You know you are a Mason when you can deliver lectures , letter perfect , to the windshield of your truck .

    I have often wondered if I could fashion myself a windshield to hang in front of me while in lodge when putting on degree work so I know I will not lose my place or forget parts during the work .
     
  16. relapse98

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    My car could probably pass examinations by now.
     
  17. Beathard

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    I have several chickens that have completed all the memorization work for a B certificate. The coop is about the only place I can shake the wife and daughter. I have one rooster that will sit on my lap, but only for a lecture. The knocks scare him away.
     
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