Giving It Up

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  1. Blake Bowden

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    A Mason was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. Remembering the cardinal virtues, the Mason took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?"

    " No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

    "Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the Mason asked.

    "No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive."

    "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the Mason asked.

    "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

    "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the Mason asked.

    "What sort of decent disease could I pick up for ten lousy bucks?!!" exclaimed the homeless man.

    "Well," said the Mason, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

    The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

    The Mason replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a guy looks like who's given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex."
     
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    Wow, that's hilarious brother lmao


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  3. JMartinez

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    HaHaHa very funny


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  4. CStevenson

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    Haaaaaa!
     
  5. David Hill

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    That's hilarious!
     
  6. BroBook

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    Now that's just wrong my brother !!!


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  7. NewToLight84

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    Very funny!


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  8. brother josh

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    Awsome


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    Awsome


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  10. Joshua71

    Joshua71 Grand Standard Bearer GL of Alberta, PM Lodge #195 Premium Member

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    Lmao!


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  11. Ricky.G

    Ricky.G Registered User

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    Lmao thats a good one

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  12. vangoedenaam

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    Lol squared


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  13. Warrior1256

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    I showed this to my wife and said "Remember this."
     

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