funny freemason rumors

[Tony Uzzell]

Oh ya I was driving to down town Toronto , in the hwy 404 with couple masons friends and of course I have a mason sticker in the back of my car , so a car pass me and as they passing me I saw a bunch on nuns in the other car and they look at us and made the sign of the cross

This post really cracked me up.

My Dad was a Mason, too, and I'll never forget when a school friend of mine (we were 13 and I had just joined DeMolay) told me that his preacher had told him that all Masons were Satan worshippers. I remember just looking at him like he'd just grown a second head and going "Is your preacher a total moron?"

I was precocious as a youth. Now, I'm a downright smart-ass.

TU

 

[jwhoff]

And that'll happen just as soon as we can agree on what to have for supper. :wink:

Well ... goat's blood of course!

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[martin]

My wife: is true u guys r like the mob. Me: who say that My wife: my mother told me , she say u guys do bad things to people. Me: we'll we bring some stripers and drink and smoke , we talk about how much drugs we gonna put in the market and who's next to die in our list 1's we agree them we do it and that's it we didn't create the crime we just organize it

 

[JustinScott]

Masons drink goats blood and eat people right? I mean that's why I wanted to join.

Not so much people in general. It is mostly babies. Also, don't forget the occasional sacrifice to our god.

You mean gods right? Or should we say demons?

 

[JustinScott]

And that'll happen just as soon as we can agree on what to have for supper. :wink:

Well ... goat's blood of course!

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Don't forget the babies!

 

[Brent Heilman]

You mean gods right? Or should we say demons?

gods or demons either way they are the same to us, right?

 

[JustinScott]

You mean gods right? Or should we say demons?

gods or demons either way they are the same to us, right?

Yes, yes indeed they manipulate from with in to take over the world and create anarky thus is why Freemasons helped create the most democratic republic government of all time.