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Memorial Day Festivities and the Pikey Mountain Annual Festival of Observance of the Dirt Harlan's daughter's birthday party - Producer Bruce missed out on the bouncy house The Producer suffers an equipment malfunction on the eve of the Annual Festival of Observance of the Dirt Jason loves Dr...

What's going on in our lives this week - THE Fair How we prevent Landscaper Josh from running away with the Carnies - or how we get him back Jason engages in parking P.T.S.D. therapy The Chief Carnie that Harlan fired last year makes a return We had enough bicycles for the high school...

Big City Fair updates - Josh ran off with the Carnies again There are few fair survivors at this point, so Jazz and Brother^2 joins us Harlan experiences objectification, but still won't cede that women are people The Chaplain midnight twerks for the residents of our town Jason's skin is so...

"Show of Lies!" from the start Starship Troopers and disbanding with the offensive "black ball" phrase Harlan is less of a racist when he is trying to be one Thanks again to Mike and the guys at Midlothian Lodge! . . . mostly for trying to lock Harlan in your bathroom Jason and Bruce continue...

It's just the Original Triumvirate Harlan works the breakfast to steal donuts for the Podcast . . . without success Car purchasing tactics Should I put Freemasonry on my CV? Is Harlan secretly a French Mason? Does your Lodge have emergency plans (fires, active shooters, etc.)? American...

We raise a new flag pole - a miniature version of the Washington Monument Tony's church has a website . . . Jason gets in to more fights with teenagers Kia makes trucks?! Producer Bruce faces his own mortality Prohibiting women from Freemasonry - is that the real reason numbers have declined...

What to get Mom for Mother's Day? The fragility of machismo "Degrees of Kosher" - how we discovered one of Harlan's buttons We're hiding from the co-ed baby shower - like real men Charities, collections, and miscellaneous shake downs Telemarketers who use obviously fake names - another button...

This is a re-release of Episode 31, the often cited "dues argument" that we refer to whenever the subject comes up. Warning: This show was made prior to Grand Censor Bob's appointment, and consequently contains language/themes that he would not approve of. Where is Bruce?! Harlan took the Bar...

Jason provides free tech support (use multiple anti-virus systems) Harlan discovers Producer Bruce and the Chaplain fail to comprehend signage The Chaplain shares some insights from Corporate Shill-ism 101: Eating the Frog We review how Easter is scheduled We discuss car crashes, liability, and...

Jason tries to play it cool - guess how long that lasted? The big fair is right around the corner! More carnie stories to follow. Harlan refuses to invite Bruce to his daughters birthday bouncy house Happy Birthday to Worshipless Producer Bruce We pass a Fellow Craft who speaks English as a...

We're actually broadcasting after Lodge . . . like 5 minutes after The Master joins us for some guilt by association Group messaging - we need to add this to the list of Masonic offenses The Chaplain and Jason blame each other for the Reddit currency collapse Method for handling GA/TN: use...

Down-voting warriors attack Jason for his views on gay Masons Brother^3 encounters a Prince Hall Mason for the first time, gets confused White robes and coffee stains . . . at least there is Mississippi! We think Landscaper Josh is a plant, a double-agent for the KoC Bruce decides to go...

Jason acknowledges that Producer Bruce looks more handsome every week The Chaplain fills in for Harlan Introducing: Jason's weekly Dan Carlin imitation segment Why can't we ever get home from Lodge before the next day? Lesson of the week: you're not that important . . . everyone can be replaced...

This is a re-release of Episode 3, the much requested "poop story" Warning: This show was made prior to Grand Lodge intervention and may contain language/themes not approved by R.W. Grand Censor Bob. Producer Bruce spends our Dogecoins on a new microphone Harlan and Bruce are not morning people...

Something in the air is getting our Lodge . . . in an altered state Rev. Chaplain rides a bicycle into the Lodge Bruce's degree work was perfect (pretentious), just like Harlan Knob & Tube wiring - it still exists! How long before you should commit to a Masonic tattoo? Producer Bruce pays...

Harlan is procrastinating because he has to help Bro.^2 Jason denounces Benjamin Franklin for the evil big government mind control that is Daylight Savings Time Happy Anniversary to Harlan. He slipped out for the Scottish Rite reunion Jason passed up an interview for a high school custodian job...

Bro. Coke Guy join us all the way from the crooked-letter state The guys review the District Meeting outcome: No bi-cycles, no blankets, and no vets!!! Bro. Chaplain, Jr. tells the District about our failures Producer Bruce is popular with the Widows We take a vote, the Chaplain and the Coke Guy...

Scotty from the Block a.k.a. Brad re-joins us to make up for being wrong last week Jason sets Amy loose on our Facebook page - she blew it up X-Files, and spoilers for some popular movies Harlan describes the "poison of philanthropy" to our identity Somehow the Pontiff gets compared to Hitler...