Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,……….
Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.â€
“I have a better idea,’ she replied ‘Just for tonight,…… let’s pretend that we’re married.â€
“Wow!…………………. That’s a great idea!â€, he exclaimed.
“Goodâ€, she replied. …………… â€Get your own f***ing blanket.â€
After a moment of silence, …………………… he farted.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,……….
Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.â€
“I have a better idea,’ she replied ‘Just for tonight,…… let’s pretend that we’re married.â€
“Wow!…………………. That’s a great idea!â€, he exclaimed.
“Goodâ€, she replied. …………… â€Get your own f***ing blanket.â€
After a moment of silence, …………………… he farted.
