masonic lodge struct

Discussion in 'General Freemasonry Discussion' started by david918, Jan 28, 2009.

  1. david918

    david918 Premium Member

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    The Masonic Lodge Structure



    The Worshipful Master
    Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
    Is more powerful than an Intercity Express
    Is faster than a speeding bullet
    Walks on Water
    Gives policy to God

    The Senior Warden
    Leaps short buildings with a single bound
    Is more powerful than a goods train
    Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
    Walks on the water if the sea is calm
    Talks with God



    The Junior Warden
    Leaps short buildings with a running start and a favourable wind
    Is almost as powerful as a goods train
    Is faster than a speeding airgun pellet
    Walks on water of a swimming pool
    Talks with God if special dispensation is given

    The Senior Deacon
    Barely clears a garden hut
    Loses a tug-of-war with a train
    Can fire a speeding bullet
    Swims well
    Is occasionally addressed by God


    The Junior Deacon
    Runs into buildings
    Recognizes trains two out of three times
    Is not issued ammunition
    Can stay afloat with a life vest
    Talks to walls

    The Tiler
    Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings
    Says "Look at the choo choo's"
    Wets himself with a water pistol
    Plays in mud puddles
    Mumbles to himself

    The Secretary
    Lifts buildings and walks under them
    Kicks trains off the track
    Catches speeding bullets in his mouth and eats them
    Freezes water with a single glance
    HE IS GOD !;)
     
  2. nick1368

    nick1368 Registered User

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    very nice...lol
     

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