Bro.BruceBenjamin
Premium Member
My son: dad I need a new phone
Me: why
My son: the screen only shows white
Me: OK so what
My son: I cant see when the girls call
Me: 'yons use the house phone
My son: pops you killing me
Me: buzz off
My son: Mooooom
Me: holy sheeeeet
My wife: boy needs a phone
Me: so
My wife: we spent $500 on your phone two years ago didn't we
Me: I work for living
My wife: (calls verizon) when does this phone qualify for upgrade OK blah blah
My son: (30 minutes later) Dad look at my new driod
Me: Teeth grinding, left eye twitching buzz off
My wife: only $200 (what she is really saying is I have to wait until June for my upgrade)
Me: Happy Birthday (February 12) don't ask for sheet else son
My son: Dad what do you need done
Me: Everyone out (including the dog) Zzzzzzzz now this is more like it lol.
Me: why
My son: the screen only shows white
Me: OK so what
My son: I cant see when the girls call
Me: 'yons use the house phone
My son: pops you killing me
Me: buzz off
My son: Mooooom
Me: holy sheeeeet
My wife: boy needs a phone
Me: so
My wife: we spent $500 on your phone two years ago didn't we
Me: I work for living
My wife: (calls verizon) when does this phone qualify for upgrade OK blah blah
My son: (30 minutes later) Dad look at my new driod
Me: Teeth grinding, left eye twitching buzz off
My wife: only $200 (what she is really saying is I have to wait until June for my upgrade)
Me: Happy Birthday (February 12) don't ask for sheet else son
My son: Dad what do you need done
Me: Everyone out (including the dog) Zzzzzzzz now this is more like it lol.