BryanMaloney
Premium Member
Mommy and Oma count to three. Opa only knows how to count to one. Mommy and Oma smack your hand and tell you "No!". Opa just takes the forbidden item away and puts it up where you can't ever reach it. Mommy and Oma tell you, then warn you. When Opa tells you, that's the warning. Mommy and Oma share their snacks with you, so does Opa, but Opa likes Braunschweiger with hot mustard and chile-pickled eggs. So why do you like Opa so much? That's what Mommy and Oma want to know. Opa already knows--Opa doesn't have to give a ---- about what anybody thinks of him, and that's what you want to turn out to be like, too.