jonesvilletexas
Premium Member
How the world works NOW....
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
your family blames the tobacco company..
If your neighbour crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are Brats without manners, you blame television.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.
So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED BUT is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to blame Bill Gates.
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
your family blames the tobacco company..
If your neighbour crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are Brats without manners, you blame television.
If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.
So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED BUT is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to blame Bill Gates.