Masons, Masons, Masons...

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  1. jonesvilletexas

    jonesvilletexas Premium Member

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    Masons, Masons, Masons...
    A man had been convicted of murder and was about to be hanged. Just before the sentence was executed, the hangman asked the man if he had any last words.
    "Yes" came his reply, "I hate Masons!"
    "Why do you hate Masons?" asked the hangman.
    "The man I killed was a Mason," explained the murderer, "the sheriff who hunted me down was a Mason, the Prosecutor who tried my case was a Mason, the Judge who presided at the trial was a Mason, and all of the men on the jury who found me guilty and said I should be hanged were Masons!"
    "Is that all?" asked the hangman.
    "Yes" replied the convicted murder.
    "Then you will advance one step with your left foot..."
     
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  3. rhitland

    rhitland Founding Member Premium Member

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    bummer man the last thing he did was the first step in Masonry LOL
     
  4. Mindovermatter Ace

    Mindovermatter Ace Registered User

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    Although that's true I do believe the joke is that the hangman was a mason as well.
     
  5. Sammcd

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    Keep them coming. Humor is a good thing.


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  6. jwhoff

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    My parents moved quite often when I was a kid.

    Still ... I always found them!
     

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