The Ringer....
Actor 1: Hey, hey, what's this having-a-picnic shit in my car?
Actor 2: Look man, I ain't getting my sex at home, OK? Don't deny me this.
Actor 1: What are you talking about, man? You sleep with a beautiful woman everyday.
Actor 2: I'm married. That's what married means. It means you sleep together, but you can't get none.