Movie Quote Game

[scottmh59]

You guys got somethin' to say to me? Why don't you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mike right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both working and guess what? they don't like no feed back, what's up?

 

[owls84]

Oh that is classic, Joe Dirt. I actually saw David Spade do that line in person at the Mirage in Vegas. Oh it was good times.

I'll give you two Quotes Same Movie:
"Carpe the Diem. Seize The Carp."
"Well, yeah it dosen't really allow my dice to roll and by dice I mean testicles. Speaking of testicles, let me get a beer."

 

[scottmh59]

out cold

 

[scottmh59]

guy1: I heard you screamin' from all the way over there, and...
guy2: I wasn't screamin', all right?
guy1: But I heard you...
guy2: I wasn't screamin'! I was whistling!

 

[TCShelton]

For the last time, NO PROFANITY IN THE QUOTES.

 

[Sirius]

testicles is considered profanity?

 

[TCShelton]

I think that is a scientific anatomical term.

 

[scottmh59]

ok..lets keep the most replied thread going...

People who really want to have a good time won't come to a slaughterhouse. And we've got entirely too many troublemakers here. Too many 40-year-old adolescents, felons, power drinkers and trustees of modern chemistry.

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: If somebody gets in your face and calls you a c*$%----er, I want you to be nice. Ask him to walk. Be nice. If he won't walk, walk him. But be nice. If you can't walk him, one of the others will help you, and you'll both be nice. I want you to remember that it's a job. It's nothing personal.

same movie...tooooo easy:beer:

 

[rhitland]

Roadhouse

 

[rhitland]

destiny, no escaping destiny. Destiny, No Escaping Destiny. DEStiny. NO ESCaping DEStiny! DESTINY, NO ESCAPING DESTINY!!

 

[scottmh59]

what the.....thats hardly a quote

 

[rhitland]

Come on rookie this is a classic!

I am not sure the quote I gave is exactly correct but best to my knowledge here is another that will give it away
"Please, I beg you! For safety's sake, don't humiliate him! "

 

[scottmh59]

hmmmm...that sounds like Young Frankenstein ?

 

[scottmh59]

cmon rhit ...while were young...yes or no

 

[rhitland]

yup

 

[scottmh59]

Are we awake?
: We're not sure. Are we... black?
: Yes, we are.
: Then we're awake... but we're very puzzled.

 

[Sirius]

Are we awake?
: We're not sure. Are we... black?
: Yes, we are.
: Then we're awake... but we're very puzzled.

Blazing Saddles!

Q:What do you do for recreation?
A: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

 

[owls84]

Is that The Big Lebowski? If it is then the Dude abides.

 

[Sirius]

the Dude abides!:hippie:

 

[webstermason]

" Can you make a blue shark?"
"Can you make a shoe smell?"
"Oh, very funny, go get yourself a real haircut."
"Thanks!"