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: Hold on, just let me double-check, sir...
: Oh, for Christ's sakes, man, hurry up!
: Sir, if you get the wrong wire, you'll cut the engine feeds, and the plane will crash.
: Then we don't want to get the wrong wire, do we?
I'll be away from the keybord for a bit, the wife (the BOSS) asked me to run to the grocery store if I wanted spaghetti and meatballs for lunch, since I asked for it..
Grace: She couldn't stay your little girl forever Jim.
President James Marshall: I know. But I was hoping she could wait until she was 14 or 15... or 50.
1.Did you ever hear the joke about the man with five pen*ses? His pants fit like a glove.
2.Officer Clark: [to Duke at a traffic light] OK a$$hole, pull this yellow piece of sh*t around the corner here... you got me? Hear that? Move it!... Right now, asshole!
[Duke dumps the clutch and burns away from the traffic stop, leaving Clark looking confused]
Wheatly: [yells out the window of his GTO as they pass Clark still in the street] Hey Officer Clark, are you lost or something?
OK, Something tells me that this is going to be one of those "B" movies made in the 70's or 80's.
It's kinda like playing Rock Trivia and listing a song from side two on an album that only sold 100k copies by a band that had a song in a movie that noone really knows.
Brenda Weintraub: [Tape played over the PA system at the dance] Did you hear about Jean Freidman? I heard she had an abortion in Tijuana.
Shirley Weintraub: That's doesn't surprise me. I heard she gave half the football team the clap.
[chuckles]
Shirley Weintraub: They sure played like they still had it last week.
Newbomb Turk: That was the 'Ironbox' Twins, Brenda and Shirley Weintraub, coming to you live from the ladies' room at Tubby's Drive-In.
comedy..1980...some of the cast
Robert Wuhl(reporter-alex knox ,from BATMAN)
Tony Danza
Fran Drescher
Michelle Pfeiffer
guy1:The blackness of my belt is like the inside of a coffin on a moonless night.
guy2: That's pretty black, Man.
guy2: It is a black art, and I, *****, am the blackest of the black. Or rather the great white black art... Blackest... Master.