Oh God

Discussion in 'Masonic Jocularity and Merriment' started by Blake Bowden, Nov 27, 2009.

  1. Blake Bowden

    Blake Bowden Administrator Staff Member

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    After receiving his enterred apprentice degree the candidate returned home. His wife asked him what happened to him. Recalling that he couldn't give up the secrets of that degree all he could muster was, "Well honey, there were a lot of walkers, talkers and preachers."

    With a somewhat confused look on her face she asked what he meant. He explained, "Well, I couldn't see anybody in the room and was guided around. I would stop then somebody would talk. Then I was guided around by someone else, was stopped, then somebody else talked."

    His wife then asked, "That explains the walkers and talkers ... what about the preachers?"

    He pondered for a moment then finally replied, "Well, often when somebody finished talking I would hear some other people whispering 'Oh, God!'
     
  2. C. Banks Barbee

    C. Banks Barbee Registered User

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    Outstanding.
     
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