Police report attempt to revive flattened opossum

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  1. Blake Bowden

    Blake Bowden Administrator Staff Member

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    A Pennsylvania man attempted to resuscitate "a road-killed opossum," state police say.
    But this was one possum who wasn't playing possum -- the ugly creature remained dead.
    Troopers responding to the scene in Oliver Township on Thursday determined that Donald J. Wolfe, 55, of Brookville, was drunk, according to the police report.

    Several witnesses observed Wolfe's failed resurrection of the flattened marsupial, police said. It was not immediately clear how he endeavored to restore the possum's life.

    The arresting officer in the incident was unavailable for comment Friday. Attempts to reach Wolfe were also unsuccessful.

    Wolfe will be charged with one charge of public drunkenness, police said.

    Source: http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/03/26/opossum.drunk/index.html?hpt=T2


    HAHAH
     
  2. Bill Lins

    Bill Lins Moderating Staff Staff Member

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    Doesn't surprise me a bit- I know some people from Pennsylvania. ;-)
     
  3. JTM

    JTM "Just in case" Premium Member

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    lol
     
  4. Bill Lins

    Bill Lins Moderating Staff Staff Member

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    According to the Victoria Advocate newspaper, the possum was "long-dead". Yummy!
     

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