The Spaghetti Afair

Discussion in 'Fun and Notables' started by Blake Bowden, Jan 19, 2010.

  1. Blake Bowden

    Blake Bowden Administrator Staff Member

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    For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

    One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

    Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large
    Sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

    Also if she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide
    Child support until the child turned 18.

    She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

    To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
    Write 'Spaghetti' on the back.
    He would then arrange for the Child Support Payments to begin.
    One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

    'Honey, 'she said, 'You received a very strange post card today.'

    'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said.

    The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white,
    And fainted.

    On the card was written:

    Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

    Three with meatballs, two without...

    Send extra sauce!
     
  2. LRG

    LRG Premium Member

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    cold hearted//lol
     
  3. JTM

    JTM "Just in case" Premium Member

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    could be trouble...
     

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