Why Women Outlive Men

Discussion in 'Fun and Notables' started by jonesvilletexas, Apr 23, 2009.

  1. jonesvilletexas

    jonesvilletexas Premium Member

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    #7 "Jackstands? Hah! Who needs 'em?"
    #6 Necessity is the mother of invention...
    #5 "And to think... those wimps at the power company use straps and cleats to get up this high!"
    #4 I'm sure this guy still wonders why he got fired that day.
    #3 "Gee, guys... that seems like an awful lot of protective gear for such a small chlorine gas leak..."
    #2 Step 1: Remove shoes.
    Step 2: Place metal ladder in water.
    Step 3: Begin using power tools while standing barefoot on metal ladder in water.
    And the winner is...
    #1 How drunk do you have to be before this starts looking like a good idea?
     
  2. Wingnut

    Wingnut Premium Member

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    Famous last words in Texas: "Dude! Check this s*** out!"
     
  3. Blake Bowden

    Blake Bowden Administrator Staff Member

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    hahah
     
  4. RJS

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    I thought it was "Hey..Hold my beer a second... !"
     

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