- Are you a Master Mason?:
I, Bloke, Thrice Past Master and a Zombie Shriner, despite, as a Zombie and member of the eternally damned, and obviously having a penchant for brains and human flesh generally, hereby, most sincerely promise and swear, to resist eating anyone on this board, whether dead or alive. regular, or irregular, or just dropping by. I further promise and swear not to eat those nearest and dearest to him in the persons of his wife, sister, brother, child, second cousins once removed, neighbours or anyone else he knows, or his pets or anything else living and breathing and close to him, with the exception of any fish, fowl, other and all game, cattle, chickens,and any other living, or once living produce, readily available within the laws of the land, especially the chickens, whether supplied to me in a raw, or unraw state, whether free or at a hopefully slightly below market value, without detriment to myself, himself, or our connections.
- Appendant Organizations:
So help me webmaster, and me steadfast, denying my poor, weak and brains-thirsty zombie nature.
SO MOTE IT BE !
SignatureThrice Past Master & Zombie Shriner.
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