Cannon balls!!! Did you know this?

Discussion in 'Fun and Notables' started by jonesvilletexas, Apr 8, 2009.

  1. jonesvilletexas

    jonesvilletexas Premium Member

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    :)It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near the cannon on old war ships. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck was a major problem. The best storage method devised was to stack them as a square based pyramid, with one ball on top, resting on four, resting on nine, which rested on sixteen. Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There was only one problem -- how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding/rolling from under the others.

    Answer

    The solution was a metal plate with 16 round dimples, called, for reasons unknown, a Monkey. But if this plate were made of iron, the iron balls quickly rusted to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make the plates of brass - hence, Brass Monkeys.

    Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts more, and more rapidly than iron when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannon balls would come right off the monkey.

    Thus, it was quite literally, cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. And all this time, you thought that it was just a vulgar expression, didn't you? :eek:
    Passed on to me from Brother Lee Smith. Thanks brother
     
  2. Bro. Stewart P.M.

    Bro. Stewart P.M. Lead Moderator Emeritus Staff Member

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    Very educational & humorus at the same time!
     
  3. owls84

    owls84 Moderator Premium Member

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    I love this story. I can't wait to tell everyone.
     
  4. C_Cabra

    C_Cabra Registered User

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    Far out! Thanks brother :D
     
  5. Blake Bowden

    Blake Bowden Administrator Staff Member

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    TCShelton Founding Member Premium Member

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  7. C. B. Barbee

    C. B. Barbee Guest

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    Oh what a lovely sound to hear on a super cold night.
     
  8. nick1368

    nick1368 Registered User

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    thanks for sharing that tibit...my eight graders will enjoy that one!
     
  9. rhitland

    rhitland Founding Member Premium Member

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    very lovely
     
  10. Robert Marshall

    Robert Marshall Secretary, Waco 92 Premium Member

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    Hahaha. How 'bout that?
     

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