Children's Science Exam

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  1. jonesvilletexas

    jonesvilletexas Premium Member

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    :)If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children’s science exam answers.....
    Q: Name the four seasons.
    A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
    Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
    A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
    Q: How is dew formed?
    A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
    Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (Brilliant, love this!)
    A: Keep it in the cow.
    Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
    A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon.
    All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
    Q: What are steroids?
    A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
    Q: What happens to your body as you age?
    A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
    Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
    A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.:eek:
    Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
    A: Premature death.
    Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen)
    A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The e brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
    Q: What is the fibula?
    A: A small lie.:rolleyes:
    Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one......)
    A: Nearby.
    Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.'
    A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.
    Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?'
    A: Benign is what you will be after you are eight.
     
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    Blake Bowden Administrator Staff Member

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  4. Robert Marshall

    Robert Marshall Secretary, Waco 92 Premium Member

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    thanks for posting.
     
  5. JTM

    JTM "Just in case" Premium Member

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    i was making up the redneck version of this when I realized that most of the answers were the same except for one that really stands out...

    4 seasons:
    baseball, football, NASCAR, and hunting. sadly, some overlap.
     

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